Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Your worries or mine?



This happened in Park Street, Calcutta. Standing on a pavement outside a heritage building, a friend and I, were engrossed in some serious discussion. My friend had just lost his job and was speaking his heart out, as I listened on. I must have looked very serious when an old woman approached us. 

She requested us to help her with some donation.

I said a blunt “NO” and with a late realization added “I’m sorry.”

The lady looked at me while starting to walk away.

“What? You're worried? You are lucky! I HAVE WORRIES.”

I could only stare blankly at her direction as she walked away.

Everybody has worries and each of us perceive ours to be on top of the list!

But then, are our worries really worth all the worrying?

As the Hindi song says, “Duniya mein kitna gham hai. Mera gham kitna kam hai.

Friday, March 27, 2015

I HAVE AN OPINION!


Stages of forming an opinion: 

1. Friends: I should be friends only with people who share my opinion.
 
2. Targets: I should disregard and criticize anybody disagreeing openly with me.

3. Research: Before I form my opinion, I must find what my friend’s opinion is. Whatever it is, I must immediately accept it and say “That’s my opinion too.” 

4. Preach: I must go on all social media platforms and post a sarcastic update criticizing just anyone, because I have to show the world “I HAVE AN OPINION”!
  
5. Yup. I am cool.

Well. “LOL” sounds better than your opinion.
Now, here’s what to do with your opinion:
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